Let’s please just get this straight once and for all, people.
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Some Dumb Erratum of the Day: Spotted in today’s Times-Picayune.
Incidentally, this was my precise reaction to yesterday’s game.
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Some Dumb Erratum of the Day: Spotted in today’s Times-Picayune.
Incidentally, this was my precise reaction to yesterday’s game.
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“Jets should send Sanchez to Iran so he can overthrow Ahmedinejad.”
— @BigYankeeMike, at halftime of a game the Jets trailed 7-0, with Mark Sanchez having missed four open receivers with throws that would have been six feet over 7-foot-6 Yao Ming’s head.
-MMQB
CSPAN Chair: “What’s your favorite book?”
Michael Steele: “War and Peace…it’s the best of times and the worst of times…”
![“Klout.com – a web analytic company – has determined Obama ranked as the No. 1 most influential person in the Twitterverse, followed by Bieber and former vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin. Further down the list is Fox News’ Glenn Beck [and] former President George W. Bush.”
-CNN](http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lejdsuClhf1qfcfkpo1_500.jpg)
“Klout.com – a web analytic company – has determined Obama ranked as the No. 1 most influential person in the Twitterverse, followed by Bieber and former vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin. Further down the list is Fox News’ Glenn Beck [and] former President George W. Bush.”
-CNN
“Lawyer: Orioles pitcher’s gun did not fire the fatal shot”
Well as long as he fired non-fatal shots….
-CNN
State Rep. Jefferson Smith (D-Oregon), on Ron Paul’s wish that the United States return to the gold standard-
“Remember William Jennings Bryan. Wrong on monkeys. Not wrong on everything.”
“That was one of the character drives of the year.” - ESPN announcers after Drew Brees drives the Saints 90 yards downfield for a score.
Because having high moral fiber is a necessary ingredient for the on-field success of a quarterback.
(Steve Carell, on his potential replacement on The Office)
“They’ll just put anybody. They’ll just start naming [people}. Colin Powell, I think is going to be the next Michael Scott.”
Cam Newton, during his acceptance of the 2010 Heisman Trophy, after a scandal in which his father was accused of shopping Newton around for money to recruiting schools-
“My parents do a lot of things behind the scenes that go unnoticed.”
“If you don’t do your job right, I am coming at you,” he said, complaining about the president’s bailout of General Motors. “I know Barack Obama is an Internet hog. I know he knows that I am out there. But what he hasn’t heard yet is that Jimmy McMillan is running for President of the United States of America.”
“I’m coming after his black ass,” he said of Obama.
-HuffPo
“It seems that Mitt Romney couldn’t resist alluding to 2012 in his family Christmas card this year. The card features a photograph of the former Massachusetts governor posing with his 14 grandchildren — all smiling and sun-kissed.
And below the picture, a message reading: “Guess which grandchild heard that Papa might run again?”
As POLITICO reported earlier this month, Romney told Jay Leno on “The Tonight Show” that 60 percent of his grandchildren wanted him to move forward with a 2012 bid.”
-POLITICO
![re: Republican resistance to the 9/11 responders bill
ThinkProgress: “What about going office to office? Have their staff and the senators been very receptive to the group?”
FEAL (pro-9/11 bill): “90 percent of the time. Once in a while we’ll run into some resistance and some arrogance and some rude people. Listen, we busted our asses since 9/11. We’ve fought and advocated for ourselves [while] others wouldn’t. So to be insulted by the staff of the United States Senate and Congress - most of them were 12 years old when 9/11 happened - doesn’t bother me.”](http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ldv5knPFc61qfcfkpo1_400.jpg)
re: Republican resistance to the 9/11 responders bill
ThinkProgress: “What about going office to office? Have their staff and the senators been very receptive to the group?”
FEAL (pro-9/11 bill): “90 percent of the time. Once in a while we’ll run into some resistance and some arrogance and some rude people. Listen, we busted our asses since 9/11. We’ve fought and advocated for ourselves [while] others wouldn’t. So to be insulted by the staff of the United States Senate and Congress - most of them were 12 years old when 9/11 happened - doesn’t bother me.”
